You were never one of those girls who picked the petals off of flowers whispering, “He loves me; he loves me not.” No—he (whoever he was at the time) has always loved you. Who couldn’t? Your ravishing beauty, sharp intellect, independent lifestyle—you’ve got it goin’ on, lady! Keep those boys drooling in this slinky Spear Me Not dress from Billabong. It features an allover custom printed tribal pattern, an extra piece of flowy fabric at the bust and chic adjustable spaghetti straps that bunch together at the back. You’ll find that Mr. Right, so don’t worry. Just wait until he gets a load of you, you hot tamale, you!