In a gunfight, who would you rather have pressed to your back as bullets whizz past your earlobes and well-defined, manly lower jaw: a wisecracking, smart-alecky, little weasel of a sidekick or the handsomely styled Billabong Back to Back backpack? While your Lilliputian ally might be able to throw out a sarcastic one-liner or two before falling flat on his face and making peace with his maker, the Back to Back backpack stays coolly behind you, ready to aid you with whatever armaments or equipment you put into its various zippered chambers. After you defeat your erstwhile attackers and win the babe (you did remember the babe, right?), you two can plan your get-away with the laptop stashed snugly in your backpack and ride off into the sunset, happily-ever-after.