You're a man who is in tune with the environment. Prop your feet up at your favorite bar, sip an organic microbrew and dive into a discussion about global warming with the hippie bartender in the Bottoms Up organic tee from Billabong. It features a large bottle cap graphic with scripted branding and "Great Waves On Tap" printed on it. Plus, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of this organic tee goes to the SIMA environmental fund. Once you've proven yourself as a smart and savvy hipster, offer to make your new lady friend an organic, gluten-free dinner to show off your culinary skills. Scoring a date has never been easier.