Lucky you, you got the day off from work! You grab your skateboard and head out to hook up with your bros for a day of much needed shenanigans. While cruisin’ the streets you see your honey going into a burger joint. You decide to surprise her, so you run inside. That’s when you see her ordering a milkshake with some chump! Houston, we have a problem. Walk in like you own the place and confront that two-timing harlot in this shirt from Element featuring an allover plaid design and two front button pockets. After you call her every obscenity you can think of, she throws the milkshake in your face and tells you that the guy is her cousin from Jersey. Nice move, jealous jones!