Nobody likes a know-it-all who constantly bosses people around — especially at the beach! Lead by example rather than force in the Podium 4-way stretch boardshorts from Fox. They features water-repellent fabric, a detachable wax comb, bottle opener and fin key, an engineered print and groovy patterned drawstrings. Don't preach to the choir, buddy — just show the newbie surfers what's up.