Nice try, but you won't remain anonymous in the Kontact boards by Hurley. They feature an allover crisscross and vertical stripe pattern that fades towards the bottom, Hurley embroidery at the waist and flap pocket, and an embroidered twill icon logo at the left leg. Plus, with their 2-way stretch technology, these trunks will keep you in the spotlight and bustin' out moves on the waves that you didn't even know you could do.