Even when you’re not surfing, most of your brain capacity is allocated toward anticipating the next day’s swells. Your friends may judge you for spending so much time thinking about it, but secretly they’re envious of your dedication. Yessir, you’re a Fin-atic — take it one step further by wearing the Fins hat from Lost. This trucker style-hat is adorned with a collage of surfboard fins arranged in a disheveled (but artistically so) manner. This way, people will know you have a chronic case of “beach brain” and won’t be too irritated when you trail off mid-sentence and stare longingly at the ocean.