After an epic fight the other night, your girl may or may not have called you dysfunctional in relationships. Ignore her bleak assessment and join the ranks of guys who have ceased to care about the rules of love and lust with the Forces II adjustable hat from Lost. It features embroidered "Dysfunctional" lettering on the front above a sewn-on logo shield patch that's flanked by "91" and "93," Lost's glory years as a fledgling company. And you wouldn't be a true soldier without a secret weapon. Tucked at the back is a hidden bottle opener. So crack open a cold one and say adios to all the drama that females bring.