Even the fishies will be hesitant to get in your way when you patrol the waves in the Gorkin Rock-It boardshorts from Lost. Part of the Aaron "Gorkin" Cormican signature series, they feature an engineered print of skeletal fishes, scribbled words and various patterns, anti-rash construction and water-repellent fabric. Plus, it features a side pocket with an attached bottle opener and a dry sack to keep your green protected. Go hard or don't even bother.