Surfing is not without its perils — but that's why you love it! The idea of getting chomped on by a great white shark is weirdly thrilling. You invite danger into your life, from the crazy girls you date to the pet lion you have! Okay, so you don't really have a pet lion, but you make people think you do. Don't brag about your penchant for pain — show it off modestly in the Shark slim fit tank from Lost. With an image of a shark about to swallow a miniature shark, it's a perfect example of your king-of-the-sea attitude.