"I may not always have a lot of money, but I'm rich in love and friends!" A line like that at a bar could either melt a lady's heart or have her bee-lining for the door — but if a girl won't stay with you because you would rather play guitar and wait tables than get a high-paying job, then we say she's not worth your time anyway! (If you're unemployed, that's a different story altogether, and you shouldn't be spending time in bars.) Keep your funds organized in fly style with the Staxx money clip from LRG. This shiny clip features LRG logos and graphics for a bit of pizzazz when you whip out your money to buy a pretty girl a drink. Priorities are important, bub. Finding a lovely girl and looking good are crucial to your overall health, so just make sure you go out to places with lots of food and drink specials.