Hipsters annoy you with their skinny jeans, multitude of jewelry and crazy hair colors. You favor a style that doesn't really have a genre. It's surfer meets city meets reggae. The Against The Grain boardshorts from LRG are the perfect choice for you. They feature a wood grain print with Rasta stripes, a large LRG tree on the side and a back pocket. Keep doing your own thing, bro.