You can’t just show up to a friend’s place and jump into his pool in your underwear. It’s totally lame. Water-based excursions require specialized equipment, both for optimal performance and ensuring you don’t look like a fool. Suit up with the Metal Mulisha Corporal boardshorts. These boardies feature totally chill engineered MM graphics on the left and 4-way stretch fabric for limitless freedom of movement in the water. Plus, chicks dig a man in uniform.