Haters will always hate, especially when you’re chillin’ by the pool or at the beach sippin’ on your favorite canned poison and they’re all out of booze. Don’t give in when they approach you with, “Sharing is caring” — stay strong, tough guy. Stick to your guns with Metal Mulisha’s D Lush II trunks and you’ll never succumb to their deceiving words. These boards feature a busy allover distressed brand sublimated print with helmet skull logos and medieval-inspired lettering. They’re pretty fly, for sure, but the best part about these babies is their ability to store an entire 6-pack. With zippered pockets at the sides of both legs, two zippered pockets at the front hips, and hook and loop fastener straps along the waist, they’ve got plenty of room to stash your brews. Make those sorry suckers wish they were as savvy as you. Get down and party hardy, dude.