When a boyfriend starts crying in front of you, you freeze. Don't they know that crying is only for sissy girls and children under the age of five? You haven't shed a tear since 2001. Only manly men need apply to be in your life, so ditch your current guy and hit up your favorite hangout in the Tear Drops top from Metal Mulisha. This loose-fit dolman top features a v-neck at the front and a scooped back so it can slide off your shoulder for a bit of sassy fun. Just steer clear of the skinny-jean-wearing, emotional guys with big sad eyes — they're so not your style!