Mother Dearest never cared for all the black nail polish, black clothing and black hair dye you repped when you were a teen. Heck, you still wear and use all that stuff! When’s your mom gonna realize that black is the new pink, huh? Boast your hardcore fashion sense with the Crossroads tank by Metal Mulisha. It features fancy flourished branding on the left chest — including custom script lettering and a helmet skull logo — and a pair of stunning crossed feather wings printed at the back. It also boasts an allover sheer burnout fabric and a racerback for an extra hint of feminine flair. We love you, Ma, but shoulder pads and floral patterns aren’t cool anymore. She’ll get over it, toots — don’t you worry.