You're not exactly a sugar daddy, but you sure do have some sweet style. Hit the streets looking for a suitable "Mama" in the Phluff Daddy sandals from O'Neill. They feature brushed EVA straps, brushed super sponge EVA footbed with anatomical arch support, a contrast EVA stripe and a wave logo outsole. Set up camp at your local watering hole and find some rich dame that'll buy you a drink.