Take a ride in the Cadillac of boardshorts and you'll be equipped with all your surfer Essentials. These Epicfreak boards from O'Neill feature 4-way psychostretch construction, hyperfreak stretch camo side panels and a durable water-resistant coating for a rapid dry time. For a secure fit, they feature Superfly 2.0 technology with silicone-laced drawcords and a lycra gusset, no inseam to reduce chafing and a snug waist. The only other thing you could fit into this boards is a freakishly awesome surfer — and that would be you!