Imagine: you — sullen and brooding — enjoying a delicious triple-mocha latte at your favorite coffee shop. The caffeine and sugar do nothing to improve your mood. The only thing that managed to get you out of bed this morning was the thought of wearing the Collapse tee from O’Neill. Though your mind is rife with inner turmoil and ennui, your bod looks totally rockin’ in the variegated yarn dye stripes gracing the surface of this tee. Take a look in the mirror and smile at your handsomeness — but only for a moment! — lest your tortured, sensitive artist persona shatter and all that work put into the act is lost. After all, that cute, raven-haired coffee bar chick says she digs the whole silent, brooding thing. Who’re you to resist a hottie of that magnitude?