You can try to make your arms seem bulkier than they really are by giving them nicknames like “Chuck” and “Norris,” but let’s face it — the big great whites livin’ in the ocean are pretty fierce. No matter how often you pump iron, you won’t be able to defeat one of those suckers. Stick to struttin’ killer style rather than proving your masculinity to the sea with the Jaws tank by O’Neill. It features allover horizontal yarn dye stripes and custom O’Neill embroidery at the bottom right hem and under the left shoulder blade. Nice try, tough guy. We'll give you an A for effort.