So, rumors are going around the beach that you’ve been exposed to radioactive elements. How else would they explain your killer moves on the waves and the fact that you glow with machismo, attracting ladies from miles away? It’s okay, though—it’s part of human nature to make excuses. Rather than getting mad at your peers for such gossip, play along with it by sporting these Radioactive boardshorts from Oakley. These lightweight shorts feature quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric, a zippered side pocket and a psychedelic Oakley print pattern that’ll let you emit your awesomeness.