Times have been a little rough lately. You just got fired because your boss caught you flirting with a customer, your kitchen suffered from a minor, err, explosion due to a culinary disaster and now you have to live with your parents for a while — but no sweat! Hook up with the cutie you were flirting with earlier and indulge in a little R & R at her beachside cottage in the Distress Call tee from Quiksilver. This slim fit tee features a distressed logo print with smudged detail and soft, organic cotton construction. Who needs a job or an apartment when you've got a beach babe sugar mama to take care of you?