You’ve heard her excuse for taking two hours to get ready. “I need to put my face on,” your ol’ lady always claims, “and a face like this takes time!” Be grateful you don’t need makeup and a mirror, bro — you’re already beautiful. Bask in the glory of manhood and throw on the Face Off Sublimation tee by Rip Curl. It features a heathered cotton and polyester blend with a tropical print of two peculiar birds posted up on a branch, one with a menacing skull for a head and the other with a fierce feline head. Kick back and down a few brews, and let the babe get beautified — an effortlessly handsome man like you deserves a little pre-game action before the night begins.