When chroniclers pore over your life choosing which achievements should be written and carried throughout the ages, prime among those achievements will be your acquisition of the Archive hoodie from Rusty. Historians will point out how the merger of headphones and warm hoodie in one complete package freed your mind to ponder bigger thoughts, like ending world hunger and establishing a standard form of global currency — or at the very least, they will describe how much time you saved not looking for your lost ear buds.