Having been accustomed to regular, featureless boardshorts, Rusty’s Streamline boardies might throw you for a loop. Their eco-stretch fabric is made with recycled materials and somehow manages insane stretchability while the included bottle opener/wax comb offers incredible convenience during your beachside excursions. They even come with a sweet striped pattern that — when coupled with your newly enhanced board skills — will attract plenty of attention, and not just from people wondering about “kids these days.”