Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you — especially since they can’t reach your ears because you’re blasting your tunes in the Oxnard hoodie from Rusty. In additional to providing an unparalleled level of comfort thanks to its ultra-soft, warm fleece interior, this hoodie offers built-in headphones that can survive a rough n’ rumble jaunt through a washing machine and live to tell the tale. Other people will definitely be jealous — who calls someone an Oxnard anyway? That’s just petty.