When it comes to women, you're the pickiest guy alive. The beach babes you see are either too skinny, too muscular, too big or too tan — and that's just looks! Don't even get us started on how easily you shoot down a girl because she's "too nice," "too shy" or just downright irritating. When it comes to surfing though, you're open to trying every wave, every board and every type of fin. Display your adoration to the sport with the Fintastic tee from Rusty. It features a variety of fins scattered on the chest, with different patterns, lengths and styles. We recommend you take a hiatus from dating and just focus on surfing — at least there you know what you want!