You’re the apple of your mom’s eye and the cheese to your girl’s macaroni. Every morning when you wake up to go skateboarding, you swear you can hear the birds chirping your name. Your buds laugh that you have no street cred because you’ve got an easy life. Before you meet those fools at the skate park, toss on this Distressed Stripe tank from RVCA. This super-soft tank features a distressed brand name and logo printed across the chest for a look that says “I’ve got it tough,” when clearly you don’t – nice try though, buddy!