You’re Caught on a Yacht in the middle of the ocean — regrettable, but you may as well make the most of it. Pop on this straw hat from Volcom, kick your heels up and sip Mai Tais until the Coast Guard comes charging in. Normally they groan at this kind of easy search-and-rescue mission, but since you’ll be capping yourself off with this hat’s modern style, you’ll be quite the sight for sore sailors’ eyes. You’ll look so fine they may just take you away without rescuing the rest of the yacht’s passengers. Oh well.